Will the real rhapsodist please stand up?
Metz, Walter
Will the real rhapsodist please stand up?
I was 18 years old when Queen performed at Wembley Stadium as part
of the Live Aid rock concert on July 13, 1985. The fundraiser to benefit
starving Ethiopians amid a civil war and famine was one of the most
sophisticated live events in the history of broadcasting, using
satellites to link the London venue to John F. Kennedy Stadium in
Philadelphia. Between the two arenas, there were 170,000 live attendees,
with an estimated worldwide audience of well over one billion people.
The sixteen-hour concert included live television coverage by the BBC
and MTV, with ABC airing a three-hour prime-time segment hosted by Dick
Clark.
Queens twenty minute set at Wembley is often cited as the greatest
live performance in popular music history. While co-organizer Bob Geldof
demanded that all of the recordings be destroyed to preserve the
integrity of the live event, the BBC refused. Years later, edited
footage of the concert was released to home video as a DVD box set,
including the entirety of Queen's performance.
I obsessively watch Freddie Mercury's performance; it is
virtuosic. He is adept at mugging for the television cameras surrounding
him, projecting his subcutaneous assault on traditional sexuality out to
the global audience. He simultaneously engages each of the 70,000 people
in the arena in front of him.
During the chorus to "Radio Ga Ga," Mercury pumps his
fists to encourage the audience to join him in the rite he is enacting.
A reverse angle reveals everyone in front of him clapping and chanting
in unison. In our dark times of division, it is startling to witness
such a moment of global harmony.
Mercury has tremendous stage presence, playing the piano intimately
as if he's in your living room, then galloping around the stage,
hopping down onto the apron to draw in the crowd. At times, he stops to
form a melodramatic tableau, turning himself into a living statue.
My favorite is when he kneels down on the stage, reclines his body
backwards, in some grotesque parody of Rodin's "The
Thinker"; let's label it, "The Actor." Mercury uses
a broken microphone stand, his signature stage prop, to play air guitar
and also simulate masturbation.
But none of this would matter without his voice, one of the great
musical instruments of the twentieth century. With well over a three
octave range, Mercury sings in perfect pitch from bass to soprano. In a
call and response section of the concert, Mercury channels Cab
Calloway's "Minnie the Moocher" to engage the audience.
Freddie scats, and the audience delightfully mimics back. At a precisely
timed moment, Mercury belts out a seemingly impossibly high note and
holds it for what feels like an unendurably long time.
Critics would go on to call this, "The Note Heard Round the
World." In short, seeing Queen at Live Aid, both live and for many
years afterwards on home video, haunts me to this day. We witness
theatrical perfection striking the television screen like lightning from
the heavens.
And thus, I went to the new Queen bio-pic, Bohemian Rhapsody on
opening night. I cried throughout the entire third act of the movie, a
meticulous re-creation of the Live Aid performance. The shots of Mercury
from the front of the piano reveal an exact mix of half-empty plastic
cups of beer and far more waxed paper Pepsi cups as can be found in the
video images which captured Live Aid. And yet, immediate emotions aside,
Bohemian Rhapsody is a standard rock music film.
The film consists of a string of cliches from the musical biopic.
It is no better nor worse than Ray (Taylor Hackford, 2004), The Doors
(Oliver Stone, 1991), Bird (Clint Eastwood, 1988), Coal Miners Daughter
(Michael Apted, 1980), or Amadeus (Milos Forman, 1984), for that matter.
Watching Mercury perform at Live Aid most makes me think about
Mozart. We are witnessing the sublime, captured for as long as
civilization may last. And yet, there's no way Bohemian Rhapsody
can capture the ephemeral. The film is not a Stanley Kubrick
masterpiece. Indeed, its director, comic book hack Bryan Singer was
fired late into production for being a typical Hollywood miscreant.
Dexter Fletcher, director of the pleasant diversion, Eddie the Eagle
(2015), finished the film in Singer's absence. Rami Malek, sporting
an insulting dental prosthetic, is otherwise engaging as Freddie
Mercury, but is not Sir Laurence Olivier.
I want to suggest we look for Mozart elsewhere in Bohemian
Rhapsody. In clearly the film's best, and perhaps only great idea,
comedian Mike Myers shows up as an idiotic record executive, Ray Foster.
At EMI, shepherding the Queen album, A Night at the Opera (1975), Foster
refuses to release the group's magnum opus, "Bohemian
Rhapsody," as a single, arguing vehemently that no one will play
Queen on the radio. The executives cannot foresee teenagers bobbing
their heads up and down in the car to the beat of a six-minute
experimental rock song. Mercury throws a fit, astonished at the record
executives' lack of vision, declaring that one day Foster will be
sorry. In a hilarious shock cut late in the film, Myers' Foster
sits dumb-founded at Queens success and his own stupidity.
The joke works so well because one of Mike Myers' best comedic
bits is in his film, Wayne's World (Penelope Spheeris, 1992): Wayne
and Garth (Dana Carvey) drive around the Chicago suburbs with their
friends, jamming to "Bohemian Rhapsody." The use of the song
in that popular Hollywood film introduced Queen to a new generation of
fans, particularly in the United States. Queen's last performance
with Freddie Mercury in this country was in 1982, three years before
Live Aid.
Let me go out on a limb and suggest that Mike Myers is a comedic
virtuoso, akin to Mercury and Mozart. I know that's a bit
hyperbolic, but Myers has been of considerable interest to me for quite
some time. Within Bohemian Rhapsody, his understated, nuanced cameo is
the only evidence of great artistic talent beyond the spectral Freddie
Mercury being poorly summoned by the mediocre film.
After a successful improv career, Myers rose to stardom as a member
of the cast of NBC's Saturday Night Live. Lorne Michaels developed
the popular "Wayne's World" skit into a feature film
spinoff, producing a mediocre sequel. But the fame also allowed Myers to
develop So I Married an Axe Murderer (Thomas Schlamme, 1993), clearly
the funniest film of the 1990s, and perhaps one of the decade's
best films of any genre. Myers plays both Charlie Mackenzie, a Beat poet
and his father, Stuart, an outrageously funny Scot prone to insulting
Charlie's younger brother's inordinately large head:
"It's like Sputnik... it has its own weather system."
Stuart observes that the wee lad will go to bed crying ... "on his
enormous pillow."
So I Married an Axe Murderer went the way of many great Hollywood
romantic comedies, into the dustbin of film history. Myers would find
mainstream fame in a trilogy of films about Austin Powers, a ribald
James Bond, and as the voice of Shrek the ogre in a series of
extraordinarily popular animated feature films. Once his comedy was
pigeonholed into these two blockbuster franchises, Myers floundered
otherwise, falling flat as Dr. Seuss' beloved The Cat in the Hat
(2003). The Love Guru (2008) met a fate even worse than So I Married an
Axe Murderer: it was both a flop, and horrifyingly unfunny. A once
beloved comedian was being regularly nominated for Razzie awards as the
worst of the worst in Hollywood.
Myers then cannily extracted what was most successful about both
the Austin Powers films and So I Married an Axe Murderer, his
extraordinary power to play multiple roles, mauling his face and body
into very different personae. Myers' role as Ray Foster in Bohemian
Rhapsody is only the latest of a series of cameos in which the comedian
is virtually unrecognizable by design. For example, Myers played General
Fenech in Quentin Tarantino's eclectic war film, Inglourious
Basterds (2009).
But the Myers performance I am most interested in is as purportedly
real-life game show host, Tommy Maitland on ABC's 2017 reboot of
The Gong Show. During the show's pre-publicity, and during its
entire run, Myers disappeared completely into the persona of Maitland, a
sort of British vaudevillian gone horribly wrong.
Myers' interest in comic method acting created an elegant
solution to the problem presented by The Gong Show. The original game
show was created by Chuck Barris for NBC daytime television in 1976. It
aired in syndication on American television until 1980. Barris played a
seemingly insane, drunk, and untalented host of a series of vaudeville
acts that ranged from being in poor taste to downright absurd.
In 1984, Barris published his autobiography, Confessions of a
Dangerous Mind, in which he claimed to have been an operative for the
CIA. The bizarre story, the layering of one absurd life, as a game show
host, on top of another, an assassin, provided the perfect soil for
Myers to work his craft. Rather than following the path of George
Clooney, who in 2002 turned Barris' book into a feature film
starring Sam Rockwell, Myers submerged his identity into an equally
fictitious comedian, Tommy Maitland.
More than just stunt casting as the guy from Wayne's World,
Myers as Ray Foster in Bohemian Rhapsody brings this level of commitment
to performativity to the otherwise uninteresting and tame bio-pic.
Myers' cameo proves crucial for understanding Freddie Mercury.
Farrokh Bulsara, the son of a Parsi Zoroastrian family from Tanzania,
transformed himself into the teenager Freddie Mercury when the migratory
immigrant family moved to Britain. On top of that, in the mid-1970s,
Mercury broke the heart of his lover and best friend, Mary Austin, when
he stopped repressing his true sexuality, that of a gay man.
Mercury's volcanic performativity was driven by the displacement of
his identity as a gay man of color, subsumed underneath a persona of the
dominant, masculine and white star, the only kind allowed to front a
legendary stadium rock band. As interesting a performer as Rami Malek is
becoming--Mr. Robot (USA Network, 2015-2019) is a fine start--the only
person on the set of Bohemian Rhapsody who is even close to being able
to negotiate a performative life as complex as Freddie Mercury's is
oddly, the film's only comedian, Mike Myers.
by Walter Metz
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