Afterthoughts

-- Bulletin: Martians have made contact with the Rover-Spirit: "Tell us about Britney Spears' divorce."

-- White House officials deny that No Child Left Behind is an unfunded mandate. It is more of an under-funded slogan.

-- Under the latest security measures, the inscription on the Statue of Liberty will be changed to "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be fingerprinted."

-- President Bush will sign an immigration bill allowing more illegal immigrants to enter the United States. The measure is less expensive than Seeing Eye dogs for the border patrol.

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