Ways to procrastinate

10. Count the scales on your goldfish

9. Try to figure out the lyrics to a rap song

8. Learn the alphabet backwards

7. Reconstruct the Eiffel Tower with spaghetti and duct tape

6. Try to outsmart your computer

5. Perform "Hamlet" with sock puppets

4. Cook a can of soup with kitchen matches

3. Convince a small child that babies come from Wal-Mart

2. Make up a line dance called "The Parabola"

And the No. 1 way to procrastinate: Try and figure out why everyone in the world can't be nicer to each other.

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