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标题：Afterthoughts
作者：Mark Russell Tribune Media Services Inc.
期刊名称：Deseret News (Salt Lake City)
印刷版ISSN：0745-4724
出版年度：2003
卷号：Oct 15, 2003
出版社：Deseret News Publishing Company

Afterthoughts

Mark Russell Tribune Media Services Inc.

-- I have obtained the complete copy of Rush Limbaugh's recent confession: "I am addicted to the prescription drug OxyContin and furthermore, Donovan McNabb is the greatest quarterback in the history of football."

-- "When I have kicked my habit, I will devote my life to studying the works of Karl Marx, Al Franken and Hillary Clinton."

-- "Having beaten my addiction, I will go back on the radio and urge the ditto heads out there to deal with their addiction to me."

-- "I will then work as hard as I can to revise the Supreme Court's decision on Bush v. Gore."