Toys that didn't make it

Dolls, balls, and toy horses. They've been around forever because kids love to play with them. But not all toys are popular-and Ask has found a few of the greatest losers in history. Maybe you can figure out why these toys just didn't make it with kids.

Hula-Square: Tired of going in circles? Get a Hula-Square. It stands up on its own, and it won't roll away. Once you've hula-squared, you'll never go back.

Fire Ant Farm: Think your ant farm is a snore? Spice it up with fire ants! Just make sure to keep them happy, because if they escape, they'll know where to find you.

Mr. Mashed Potato Head: Sure, Mr. Potato Head is great, if your head is shaped like a potato. But the brand-new Mr. Mashed Potato Head lets you really get creative.

Tina Temper Tantrum: You've seen dolls that eat, go potty, and say "mama," but this baby comes one step closer to the real deal. Tina Temper Tantrum cries until you buy her a new toy! Guess which one. Another Tina Temper Tantrum! Collect them all.

Couch Potato Inaction Figures: There's nothing new about your run-of-the-mill action figures, but bet you've never played with Inaction Figures! Have fun twiddling your thumbs, taking a nap, or watching paint dry with your new friends.

Chisel-A-Sketch: Get back to basics with the original version. Now, grab that hammer and get busy! Watch out for flying rock shards.

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